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An rather interesting video from the MidWest Teen Sex Show. I don't think that it should be limited to teens.

The hottest thing I've read in months. I'm imagining Rose and me a few years ago back when it was all sexual tension in the office without release. If that conversation had taken place...hmmm...

Warning: graphic sex entry ahead.

Rose is currently serving time in a call centre, but may get sprung soon because I know all kinds of people in all walks of life. I found out about the nepotism involved in getting a job in Canada Post. A friend of a friend works there, and his uncle is the plant manager at one of the locations. The only way to get a job there is for an employee, preferably a high-ranking one, to submit your application on your behalf. Now mail sorting isn't more interesting than working a call centre, but the pay is about 60% higher, so.

Last night we were enjoying some bedroom shenanigans when she playfully put a hair clip in my hair, since it was getting in her face. Now, I am the type that likes to give as well as I get, so at some point I was...how shall I put it, trolling the trout-filled waters eating at the Y yodeling up her yoni, yeah, that'll do...anyway as I was doing that I was particularly into it. I think she was, too. Towards the very end of that lovemaking session, the phone rings, and I figure that it could be none other than MacEachran, my contact at Canada Post.

MacEachran is a cool guy with Scottish blood and red, red hair. He met Diana, his girlfriend two years ago, and three months later she was pregnant. The only time I had met her she was four months pregnant and had long hair. And I had forgotten how cartoonishly girlish her voice was. He was calling to tell me that they and their baby (who also has flaming red hair, but very short) were in the neighbourhood and that he had the application for Canada Post. He would call when he was outside and I could pick it up.

Yesterday, Rose and I were at her place and got up to some action. I was ontop of her, looking into her eyes, but my hair was getting in the way. She reached over to her nighttable and put a Richie Tenenbaum-type bandanna on my head. I made a tennis reference, and she said: Penis Williams.

I found out something interesting about a coworker of mine. He and his girlfriend run this amateur porn site. I am told that this is relatively common knowledge around the office, or at least among the developers. It's always those who you don't really suspect, you know?

"Adam" is a typical developer geek. He likes Lord of the Rings and RPGs ("I'll have to check that last detail). Has has children, and, like almost everyone I know that makes under a certain amount of money in the company, is estranged from them (I suppose that deserves its own post on CO, but I doubt it'll happen). But he seems to have met the perfect girl for him who shares his passion for fucking and the outdoors. I recognize some of the venues in which they like to fuck and/or flash. I wonder if he is the person who developed the actual website, or if he just worked on the back end. I'll have to use that joke when I talk to him.

Today I am going to state my predictions for the likely springtime Canadian election: The Progressive Conservatives (is that what they are still called?) will take it all in May!

Why do I think this? Because I dreamed it last night. We had a PC PM, and I was thinking, "How typically Canadian! One Prime Minister lasts ten years, then they fuck off and retire and leave the successor (and the party) out to dry in the next election, to happen in a few months." The only difference from reality is that the new PM was some new guy that I hadn't seen before.

Two entries in one day. Feast on the prolific prose.

Just read a couple of Minderella's entries about hooking up and expressing sexual power and so on. At one point she said that "i have never been the girl to walk right up to the best looking guy in the bar and then make it happen".

Is there anyone that can really tell me why Janet Jackson exposing her breast is such a huge deal? Really? Anyone?

Please tell me how this breast is going to warp and demean the minds "of the children". Of the fucking children.

There seems to be something about my ass that makes women (that is, the ones that would sleep with me) want to fuck it.

One of Rose's biggest fantasies is to do the strap-on thing with me. And since I am so cool, she felt comfortable asking me. That's huge, I think. She hasn't felt comfortable asking anyone else. That means something.

On the other hand, she wants to fuck me up the ass.

But she isn't the first to express this sentiment. A little more than half of my sample group has expressed a very measurable degree of desire to do that to me. I wonder why that is. Is there something about the shape of it that is appealing? Gay men haven't hit on me (but maybe they're thinking about it, peering from their closet). This could say a lot about me, or rather, how I treat women in bed.

Maybe they feel empowered with me to express their real desires. Maybe they feel disempowered by me and want to reclaim some kind of power by turning the tables. I have heard about the power trip that they want. Personally, I don't really think that the power all rests in the hands of the man unless you say that sex ends when the man comes, or can't perform. In that case, how powerful can a man really feel? He can't do it (again). He has to leave the party early. That sucks.

It seems to me that if (and that's a big if) there is a real imbalance in sexual power, then it lies in favour of women. They often decide whether or not it will happen (but of course, this depends on your point of view), and the final judgement of the whole experience seems to be theirs. I mean, most men are pretty happy if they come, and write off the woman's orgasm as some kind of impossible dream (I can hear some women saying, "But the problem with men is..." and I won't argue this, but I believe there are understandable, if not fair reasons). I get the feeling that women write off their own orgasms as some kind of impossible dream, and the man's as a necessary and obvious stopping rule, like computer program kill switches (men do this, too, obviously, I mean, look at porn).

But I am getting off track. My ass seems to attract an undue amount of unusual attention, and I don't know what to make of it. I have always just taken it as being rather normal until now. I think it must have to do with the request. Rose was really very sincere and sweet when she asked. I have reservations about it. But now it's an joke. If I deny her anything, she threatens me with it. For example:

R: "Will you come to China with me if I make a lot of money?"

JP: "I'd rather go somewhere else."

R: "Strap-on!"

She kills me sometimes.