All right. I will jump on the bandwagon.
Have you ever...
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink? No, too cheap.
02. Swam with wild dolphins? No, but I saw them playing in the wake from the ferry I was in.
03. Climbed a mountain? Does Mont-Royal count?
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive? Fuck, no. Fuck that noise.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid? Nope.
06. Held a tarantula? Yes, actually.
07. Taken a candle-lit bath with someone? Yessir. Well, she wasn't actually IN the bath with me, but she was in the bathroom. It was Rose.
08. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Of course.
09. Hugged a tree? Not because I am some eco-hippie male dryad type, but just for kicks.
10. Bungee jumped? No, but I once did a horizontal bungee-type thing. It was fun.
11. Visited Paris? Nope.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea? No, but I was IN the recent massive lightning storm that hit Montreal a couple of weeks ago.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise? Of course.
14. Seen the Northern Lights? Nope.
15. Gone to a huge sports game? Absolutely.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa? Nah.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables? Yup.
18. Touched an iceberg? Nope.
19. Slept under the stars? Yes, if passing out drunk outside counts.
20. Changed a baby's diaper? Several. Bet you didn't guess that, did you?
