I am a pig. A sexist horndog. Watch out, because if you are female, I am looking to fuck you five ways from Friday.
I especially want to do it on your desk.
You see, I was, in my opinion told that I was a perverted lech by my boss. She gave me a Formal Warning in writing. The salient points of the warning were "Communication needs to be Crisp and professional", "Respect and Inappropriate comments", "Initiative and organizational skills", and "Attendance, Tardiness".
Continue reading Formal Warning: Part I.
