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The adventure continues

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It seems as though I have some pressure to tell a good story. I hadn't realized what I had started. Oh well...

During the bag checking hour, I took note of everyone in line as much as I could. I saw Tina's little sister Vickie, who could be the tallest real midget at approximately 4' 7", although not as tall as this fake one [video link in window]. I recognized her mother Gail, Aunt Susie and big Paul, who has only gotten bigger now. Almost every other anglophone seemed Italian, and so I assumed that they were with the wedding group. Most noticeable was the girl dressed to kill, as though she just came from the club. At that time of night on that night of the week, it was quite possible. She was too perky for my liking, though.

When I finally was able to check my bags, I made my way to the passenger area where you wait for your flight. I ate an overpriced bagel and drank an overpriced orange juice, then eyed everyone else there. People seemed to notice that I was alone. Maybe that's normal. I notice lots of things about people, but I never seem to notice who's alone. Eventually we got onto the plane around 6 am.

The plane was booked to capacity. I had an aisle seat and I got there first before the other people in my section. A Cuban flight attendant asked me where I was from. I stubbornly said that I was originally from Ontario, although I knew what information he was after. When I told him the answer (St. Vincent), he nodded and said in a thick accent that I have the look of a Cuban. The other two seats were later occupied by two women travelling together. I was tired and cranky like everyone else, and I didn't want to start chatting with strangers right then, although I normally don't mind. The woman in the middle got up to use the facilities or something. I was reading when for some reason I decided to look over to my left. The remaining woman was filling out her travel visa card. I happened to notice her date of birth, which was May 26, 1966. (I swear I was not scanning!) My eyes nearly popped out; it was quite dramatic. This woman did not appear to be 39 years old. I might have guessed that she was 33 at most. I was wondering if she was filling this out for someone else. This started a nice little conversation between us, although besides introductions, I don't remember what we were talking about. The other woman returned to find us apparently becoming friends. Later, when we discussed it, this second woman told me that she did not figure that I might be friendly; I was wearing my glasses, reading a book, then writing in a journal-type book. I had an intellectual snob look according to her. The three of us chatted from time to time between sleep and turbulence. I didn't know it right then, but this encounter would really set the tone for the rest of the week. I spent half the week speaking French with what I like to call La Ligue des Francophones au Cuba.

Fish she is very small

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I think that's québécois for sardine. I could be wrong, though. I actually saw this in the supermarket. Not being a consumer of sardines or any other small fish, if this is an old joke, I was not aware of it.

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She did it!

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Go, Dora go! QC's first real kiss! It's hoody love! UPDATE: Now that I've had time to reflect, Dora is officially a bitch. She took the love interest of one of her best friends. People are NOT supposed to do that, despite logic pointing in that direction. So as much as I like Dora, she's on the wrong side of the friendship laws.

She did it!

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Go, Dora go! QC's first real kiss! It's hoody love! UPDATE: Now that I've had time to reflect, Dora is officially a bitch. She took the love interest of one of her best friends. People are NOT supposed to do that, despite logic pointing in that direction. So as much as I like Dora, she's on the wrong side of the friendship laws.

The adventure begins

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Before I begin, I'd like to acknowledge that I have recently written my 100 000th word in this blog!

Last November, a friend that I hadn't spoken to in more than three years called me up out of the blue to tell me that she was getting married. I was hoping that she had found a different boyfriend in that time. She had, and it's an interesting story. The old boyfriend, who I shall call King David, was with her for about four years in all. I faded from her life about one year into that relationship. I can't say that I was all that fond of King David, or his family (these are all Italians, so when you deal with one, you deal with all of them). The bride-to-be, who I shall call Tina, was scheduled to go to Italy with King David some time around August. Her best friend, who was also quite close to the king, got wind that he was about to propose marriage to her. Tina was miserable in the relationship and didn't know what to do about it until that moment. She left him right then and there.

Return to Canada

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For some reason I forgot to mention that I left the country for a week. In fact, I spent the 11th to the 18th in Varadero, Cuba. I travelled with 20 Italians and two Greeks to celebrate the wedding of a friend (or should I say, former friend, more on that later) that I hadn't seen or heard from in about three years. I have a lot to say about the trip, about myself, about the people I travelled with and met there, but I have other things to take care of after having been out of the country for so long. This could take some time, but fret not. There will be entries. Not simply travel log entries, but real ones.

The interview

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It was for selling insurance. If I were ten years younger, I would have taken this job in a second. Great pay, independence, but...sales.

I went to HEC open house event on Wednesday night. I'm pretty sure that I will go for the certificate in either project management or business analysis. It's way more up my alley and affordable, too. Plus, the director of the business analysis program likes my hair, so...

I leave for Cuba tomorrow. If all goes well, I'll have a laptop with me and can photoblog directly from Cuba. Sweetness. See you all in a week. Jesus, I barely know what to pack...

Best day ever

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But it wasn't my day. This is the day of my PR friend in Toronto. She's going places.

Hey,

Went and saw INXS last night at Massey Hall - had fantastic seats, fourth row, and got soaked when new lead-singer JD Fortune threw water on the crowd from his water bottle. But wait, that's the end of the day, I should start with the beginning...

Summer 2005

Watch Rockstar: INXS more obsessively than I would have as president of company dislikes me but loves show and if I watch, we have something to bond over.

September 2005

JD Fortune becomes new lead singer of INXS.

October 2005

Get briefed by MAJOR COMPANY client regarding new Fusion shaving system and they request "biggest launch ever."

On car ride home, give "blue sky" suggestion of hiring Fortune, a Canadian, to be spokesman.

December 2005 - February 2006

Work 10-14 hours a day.

February 6, 2006

Launch Fusion razor with JD Fortune at huge media event in Toronto, impress JD, Martha (INXS tour manager of 22 years), assorted JD-related suits. Client calls it "best event in my 20 years with MAJOR COMPANY." Read on for details:

8 a.m. - Toronto - minus 15 and snowing

Arrive at C Lounge and prepare last minute details.

10:06 a.m.

JD arrives with very small entourage and is down-to-earth, pleasant and a great sport despite his bronchial pneumonia.

11:17ish

JD hits the stage, introduces razor and shaves in front of media with new Fusion razor to delight of hardened media, invites all media to "the can" to shave themselves. Find room temperature water for JD as the cold stuff would make him cough - not pretty.

Noon

Several racy one-on-one interviews with cameras. Between each interview supply JD with more room temperature water.

12:30 p.m.

JD brings print media and hardened manager, who smokes unfiltered smokes for god's sake, to tears with story of living in car with dog in Canadian winter begging for money for dog food. Media leave with lovely gift bags.

12:45 p.m.

JD returns to stage area to retrieve coat, signs my CD "June - Thanks for keeping me "wet" Love JD Bennison XO." Thank him for being a good sport. Thanks me for opportunity. Thank him for what he's just done for my career. He kisses me. That's right.

12:46 p.m. onwards

Hard to say what happened between here and show time. Am told had some lunch with a happy boss and colleagues and returned to office to regale coworkers with tale of best day ever.

7:15 p.m.

Marty Casey and the Lovehammers ROCK the house. Never seen an opening act so warmly received.

9:15 p.m.

INXS takes the stage and kicks ass. JD, despite aforementioned pneumonia, looks and sounds great. The circle is complete during encore when am soaked with water from his water bottle.

June

Then her boss said this:

Words of Wisdom

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It's never really a good idea to have sex when you have gas.

Interview pending

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About a week before I got canned, I received an email and a phone call from some company in Ville St-Laurent. Seems that they had seen my CV on Monster.ca and wanted to talk to me. I have one CV that has been seen 11 times in 2 and a half years. I couldn't imagine what they could be interested in. Besides, they seem to be involved in the insurance industry, which is far from video games. In any case, I ended up calling back a couple of days ago. They called back that very afternoon with an actual phone interview (all in French, no less) and now I have a face-to-face interview on Monday.

I wish I could say that I was happy about this, but the HR guy was vague about which position(s) I was being considered for. I barely know what the company does other than work in and around the insurance industry. And it's a pain to get there. AND the whole process may last four hours. Which implies bad things to me. If this is the case, then they probabaly will hire on the spot. This makes me suspicious. What kind of crappy job is this that hired a person like that? Herbalife rep? Door to door salesmen? Another red flag is that there will be tests to fill out. I have never had a job where I had to complete a test, so I am wary. These types of jobs tend to be clerical in nature, which isn't me. I also don't want to do customer service, per se, either.

The only reason I'm even going is to find out more about what they are actually offering. I told them what I am looking for: project-based work, not inside sales. He did mention managerial training, so perhaps this is a step in the right direction. And of course, if the price is right, who knows? So I'll bring an updated CV and some references and find out.

But I have some serious doubts.

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