Gaea Complex

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You know how some women get pregnant (usually only the first time) and start to believe that they are goddesses? Like Lilith Sternin-Crane in one episode of Cheers, if you could remember that. Anyway, I'm talking about the ones that emit a phony air of superiority and condescension that appears only when pregnant or nursing. They sometimes turn into hyper bitches, or mega-dependent to the point where even the massive doses of hormomes they are getting can't explain this ridiculous behaviour. I've coined a new term for it.

The Gaea complex.

Sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Right up there with Oedipus and Electra.

Anyway, you heard it here first.

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Personally, I'm all for the Gaïa complex. I think women should embrace their divinity. I haven't even gotten pregnant yet and I think I'm ethereally special. Men are divine, too, it's just that some of us are more divine than others. Guys and Gaïas. ;P

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