Happy New Year

That was quite late. Sorry. No, I'm not, really.

Last night was the first Yulblog event of 2005. My best yet, and I've been to three. I know, I'm a vet. Actually, I found out that the fifth anniversary is going to be in two months. I felt like the world's biggest noob. N00000B. There will be the regular first Wednesday thing, then a party on the weekend. Hopefully. There's nothing planned yet. Hopefully we can get some kind of place on the cheap.

One of the evening's highlights was the presentation of one Alex Lauzon. A shiny laptop appeared from nowhere, and suddenly I was looking at this Powerpoint-type thing that introduced Alex to the rest of us. It began with "Je suis Alex Lauzon. Et ce soir, je me Yulblog". I also found out that he has never watched Seinfeld. Is 32 years old (I think) and has been single since August. It was a really good way of not having to repeat the same shit again and again. It went over well because most of us are geeks, even Nika. Props go to her for reading the presentation out so well, even the grunts and such.

Have any of you heard urban legends or true stories of Boy Scouts jerking off onto a piece of toast? The last one has to eat the toast? I haven't, but apparently Nika, Paolo and Dan have. I made it quite clear, although I don't remember why, that I do not eat cum on toast. I do not eat cum, like most. I do not eat cum in the fall. I do not eat cum at all!

You know that last beer, the one that will do bad things to you if you drink it? The one you probably should not have had? Well, I had most of that beer, and a shot, thanks to Philippe (I can't remember your blog, sorry) and I paid for it slightly this morning. So I will be doing very little today other than blogging and reading and sleeping.