Jacked directly from Joelle:
Three Names You Go By:
Three Names You Go By:
- JonasParker
- JP
- Chéri
- JonasParker
- JParker
- There isn't a third one. That's not a name. Neither is....grrr.
- My hands
- My ease in social situations (in two languages, sometimes!)
- My ability to keep my head when others would be losing their shit completely
Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
What? I am perfect in every way that matters to ME. Fine, fine...
I had a few, but I forgot them all.
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
- I forget little, everyday objects.
- I absolutely love to procrastinate and will not do that which I despise until I absolutely have to.
- I don't have sufficiently specific knowledge of how I want to spend my life.
- Vincentian
- Trinidadian.
- White, probably British.
- Being accused and convicted of something I know I didn't fucking do. It's a sensitive point. Being convicted may not include having an actual court of law involved.
- A particular kind of...insect...can't deal...No, it isn't spiders. They are insects, and I like them. not bees, nothing you would likely guess.
- I'll really have to think of a third one.
- Internet time
- Peaceful time alone
- Peaceful time with her...hmmm, no hyperlink yet...It's Rose, anyway.
- Kingston Data Traveler USB Key (I feel like a teacher, professor or someone with responsibility and respec'
- Black T-Shirt that says, "Dans le Noir je deviens Black" (10 points if you aren't from here and can guess what that's about)
- Khaki pants. I should be wearing my glasses.
- Weezer. I missed part of the 90s.
- Dave Matthews Band. I just downloaded the collection. All of it. It was previously bought, though. Stolen later.
- Soundgarden. Ditto.
- Flippin' tha Bird (Ceasefire Mix), Ruby
- #41/Say Goodbye, DMB. I consider it one song.
- <plug>The Original Plan - Led-On Situation </plug>
- having a real apartment,
- having a real job and
- being a member of Communauto, or something like that. Also, I'd like to take advantage of any and all couples rates for cool stuff to do and to have.
- Peace
- Respect
- Breathing room/Room to grow
- I used to weigh 230 pounds about 2 years ago.
- My wingspan is much longer than my height.
- I was nearly killed twice.
- A nice, round, ass, like this one or this one.(see my disclaimer at the end of the first link).
- soft eyes
- I used to be exclusively into tall brunettes, but now it's wide open.
- Live in a pink room.
- Eat bananas.
- Pay a lot for shoes, although that may have to change in the coming year.
- Video games
- Going out with friends
- Shared activities with Rose
One Thing You Want to do Really Badly Right Now Upgrade to MT3.
Three Careers You're Considering- Spa consultant
- Blog lecturer
- Business development. Again.
- London
- St. Vincent
- France?
I had a few, but I forgot them all.
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
- Succeed in a project from beginning to end
- Travel
- Not have to worry about money. Ever.

What exactly would a Blog Lecturer do?
And I need to know the insect. My sanity depends on it.