As I reported last week, Employee #1 is being shown the door. Her farewell dinner is tonight. Almost half the company will be attending. That's quite an honour, I would say.
She is great, but now my favourite employee is leaving the company, too. Because of cuts in accounting, she ended up doing six jobs poorly instead of two jobs well, and working longer and longer hours as well. She had enough of it, and tomorrow is her last day. She is being replaced by some mumbly weirdo.
What's worse is that I have nothing to do here at work now. I just...exist. Which would be fine if I had my own office and Rose had email at work. I hope that the cycle of suckiness is fading away, like the cold weather did.
My hairdresser stood me up and I still can't get my ears cleaned out.
On the other hand, sex is a great reason to be late for work!
Sex is the best reason for being late to work! ; )